what i’m thankful for

In the spirit of Thanksgiving, these are the things I am currently thankful for (aside from the obvious stuff like family and health):

1)  BlackBerry, youz my only fraaaan.

2)  My iHome 2Go and my iPod, because girrrl, you know I gotta listen to my Twilight music twenty fo seven.

3)  My desk (and everything on it, especially Priscilla – my laptop).  Dis is where dah magic happens.

4)  “Very Sexy” perfume by Victoria’s Secret.  Who stinks?  Not Brandi!

5)  Twitter = LOVE!

6)  Twilight is takin over dah world!  Teeney boppers uniteeee!

7)  Apple Cider FTW!

Annnnd, things I want for Christmas, since it’s already knocking on my damn door:

wrinkles and “Jessica”

I did a shoot today with my Nikon and in dah cheesin photo (the very last one below), I can see wrinkles!  NOO!  I look old, kiddies.  The process has started.  I should now start taking in the neighborhood stray cats, yell at random kids crossing my yard, and have a sexy young lad walk me across the street.  Damit, bring on them dentures!  I’m ready, baby, I’m ready.

Anyway, I decided to do something funny (how out of character of me!) and make a video joking all those chicks that do those video tutorials of their lyyyke omggg makeup.  NOTE – this isn’t targeting ANY specific person!  Don’t get your panties all in a knot!  It’s just a harmless, funny video.  More power to the “Jessicas” of the world that love having fun with their makeup tutorial videos   I’m just having a bit of fun, too.

the many accents of Brandi

So, I got these maaaad skillz when it comes to accents (I need to prepare for my grand entrance in Hollywood, ya’ll). So, anyway, here is a video of my many accents. Don’t laugh, kids. I realized I didn’t do too well and that is because I had to be really quiet (sleepers in dah house). Not like this is exciting to you peeps, I’m just trying my chances at a random scout coming through here Enjoy?

Don’t laugh at meh, fools! I do realize I look like a zombie and I come off as weird. It was improvising, so I didn’t have time to think about what I would say in my accents. This is meant to be funny, so don’t take it too suuuurious. I’m just practicing before I hit up Hollywood, ya heard?

thanksgiving video blog

My first ever video blog.  Word?  Todd watched it and started laughing.  I was like what?  How is it funny?  This is just who I am, kids. No lie.

one sexy phone

Now, kids, I am about to teach you a very valuable lesson – NEVER take your cellphone into the bathroom with you, when you are taking a shower.  You might be able to get away with it a few times, but there will be that terrible moment when the fragile life of your beautiful, innocent cellphone is selfishly taken away from you.  Meredith (that was my blackberry’s name) was only one year old!  ONE YEAR OLD, PEOPLE!  There is no mercy in this world!  When will there be a stop to the madness?!

And dats why dis phone be takin over, sonnn:

Look at this sexy bitch right hurrrr.  I named her Ingrid, and a  fiiiine motha fucka she is.  She is pink, too.  But, don’t you go passing judgments, busta.  Just because my phone is pink, doesn’t mean I don’t roll hard (because I do).  Anyway, Ingrid is a pretty cool cat.  We’ve been chillin together, but, I gotta build that circle of trust with her first.  Don’t want her taking a poop on me after only a few days.  Let’s just say she won’t be going near any showers, because  I refuse to believe Meredith’s death was in vain!  She taught me a lesson, ya heard?  RIP Meredith (2008-2009).  God damit, you were a good phone.  So young, so young.  Peace, playa, peace.